My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs
- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet
- i will let u boop my nose whenever
- i am expert at cuddling
- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in
- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays
it was like a new knowledge of reality
I can’t NOT reblog a wheel of pringles.
ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL
|—||Haruki Murakami (via friday-kids)|
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
Physics says: go to sleep. Of course
you’re tired. Every atom in you
has been dancing the shimmy in silver shoes
nonstop from mitosis to now.
Quit tapping your feet. They’ll dance
inside themselves without you. Go to sleep.
Geology says: it will be all right. Slow inch
by inch America is giving itself
to the ocean. Go to sleep. Let darkness
lap at your sides. Give darkness an inch.
You aren’t alone. All of the continents used to be
one body. You aren’t alone. Go to sleep.
Astronomy says: the sun will rise tomorrow,
Zoology says: on rainbow-fish and lithe gazelle,
Psychology says: but first it has to be night, so
Biology says: the body-clocks are stopped all over town
History says: here are the blankets, layer on layer, down and down.
ive thought of a story and a setting. And made ONE background.
ill chat to my, ahem, my ILLUSTRATION BUDDIES and see what they think. the story feels a bit weak so far but im not letting it out on here l:
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
a haiku about buying college textbooks
what the fuck textbooks
you’re made of paper and ink
not fucking diamonds.
everyone has a weird emo cousin and if you don’t then that means you are the weird emo cousin
Moth and coach By mister Finch